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Dump Trump Hump Day Song Lyrics

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I’m a Pissed off Voter (I’m a Little Teapot)

I’m a pissed off voter, have no doubt

Here is my ballot, here is my pout

When I get all steamed up, hear me shout

”November 3rd kick Trumpy out”

I said November 3rd let’s KICK TRUMP OUT!

It’s Not Kung Flu (The Barney Song)

It’s not Kung Flu, It’s not Kung Flea

Trumpy’s screwed the whole country

Unemployment rates, braggadocio, #metoo

November 3rd we’ll say %^&*$ #&*(*^!!!

The Itsy Bitsy Handed Misogynist

The itsy bitsy handed misogynist woke up one day and found

That he had driven the country straight into the ground

Out came the voters, despite their being tired

And the itsy bitsy handed misogynist was told that day:


The Wheels on the Bus are Flying Off the 50 Nifty Covid States

The wheels on the bus are flying off, all over:

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, OHIO, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, WYOMING! (And D.C.)

Dump Trump Humpday (Oh, Susanna!)

Well I’m sick of xenophobia, of racism and hate

Yes I’m nauseated by his talk of making America “Great.”


He’s bragging ‘bout his BOATS?!

Just remember we can send him off if we show up to vote.

Double check your registration and please make a plan to VOTE!!!

The Narcissist in Chief (The Farmer in the Dell)

The Narcissist in Chief

We’ll try to keep this brief

Heave, Ho, the Devil, Oh, the Narcissist in Chief

The Cheeto stands alone

(He’s still got Roger Stone)

Heave, Ho, the Devil, Oh, the Cheeto Stands Alone

When You’re Corrupt and in the Office, Just Deny!

When you’re corrupt and in the office, just deny

When you’re corrupt and in the office, tell a lie

When you’re corrupt and in the office

Surely someday you’ll know justice

When you’ll corrupt and in the office, just deny

When you’re anxious and you know it, primal scream!

Twitter, Tweeter (Twinkle, Twinkle)

Twitter, Tweeter, what a mess

What we have is NOT success

What you said of Charlottesville,

Have you HEARD of Emmett Till??

So in case you haven’t heard,

We’ll show up November 3rd

A Tisket, A Tasket

A Tisket, a Tasket

A red white, & blue casket

But we’ll show up Election Day

And bubble in the ballot

Don’t risk it, please mask it

Or I might blow a gasket

So who here is the better choice?


Where is Trumpy? (Where is Thumbkin?)

(Where is Trumpy? Where is Trumpy?

Bunker bound, hunkered down

Thanks for all you’ve caused here

All you do is stoke fear

Go away

Let’s register today!

(And Steve Bannon; Here’s a Canon)

(Kids in cages; Lost our wages)

(Pocahontas; How he taunts us)

(Good Year tires; Dumpster fires)

(Gerrymandering; All the pandering)

Billy Bush, Billy Bush (Billy Boy, Billy Boy)

We remember what he said to 

Billy Bush, Billy Bush

We remember what he said to 

Access Billy

You can grab her by the *meow*

Just don’t wait, no! Do it now!

He’s had four years, please let’s not give him another.

Shoo, Trump!

Shoo Trump, don’t bother me

Take your conspiracy

Shoo chump, don’t bother me

For I will vote November three

There Was a Young Trumpster Who Swallowed a Lie

There was a young Trumpster who swallowed a lie

I don’t know why he swallowed that lie

Perhaps he’ll die

There was a young Trumpster who refused a mask

Why such a task? To refuse a mask?

He refused the mask, he spread the lie

I don’t know why he swallowed that lie

And then he died

Hush Little Donnie, Don’t Say a Word

Hush Little Donnie, don’t say a word

What you have to say is beyond absurd

And when you pulled that bible trick

We all knew you were really a...

Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall

Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall

Not even Steve Bannon, no, not Herman Cain

Could put Trumpty Dumpty together a-GAIN

Do You Know Corruption Man?

Do you know Corruption Man? Without a plan, with the fake tan?

Do you know Corruption Man, who thrives on causing pain?

Yes I know Corruption Man, destroying land, the Muslim ban

Yes I know Corruption Man, our country’s darkest stain

Trump is a Weasel!


He praises all the dictators

He thinks that they’re not evil

Follow where his money goes

* He’s a weasel!

He claimed that he could shoot someone

Says all he does is legal

Follow where his ego goes

* He’s a weasel!

He bullies, then he lies some more

The words he says are fecal

Let’s all say it one more time:

* Trump’s a weasel

In Front of Mount Rushmore (On Top of Old Smoky)

In front of Mount Rushmore

He spouted his bile

As for the pandemic?

He’s in such denial

A colossal failure

This White House has been

Ignoring Science

For Hydrochloroquin

Tear gassing its people

At Lafayette Square

Please vote in November

And end this nightmare

Democracy is Falling Down

Democracy is falling down

In our town, it makes me frown

Democracy is falling down

‘Cause of Trumpy

Very fine people on both sides

Orange Clown just divides

This November turn the tides

Vote out Trumpy

59 Days ‘Til Election Day

59 days ‘til Election Day

59 Covid filled days

Take him down

Pass it around

59 days ‘til Election Day

Just Vote Twice (Three Blind Mice)

Just vote twice

That’s his advice

Oh what fun

See how it’s spun

He’ll retweet posts from QAnon

But deny involvement oh what a CON

I still can’t believe we have president DON

I’m trying to be NICE

45’s a Narcissist (Mary Had a Little Lamb)

45’s a narcissist

So fascist, we must resist

45’s a narcissist who clearly knows no shame

187,000 Covid deaths

Trumpy’s taken zero steps

Though his intellect has no depth

We know he is to blame

Vote, Vote Vote (Row, Row, Row Your boat)

Vote, vote, vote, to save our country from this fate

Register register register 

Justice to the Bleacher (Ring Around the Rosy)

Justice to the Bleacher

Who’ll be the impeacher

Fascists, Fascists

They’ll all fall down

Oh Where, Oh Where, Has Our Decency Gone?

Oh where, oh where has our decency gone?

Oh where, oh where can it be?

It’s hidden by a big bully with lies

Let’s save our poor country

Tiny Hands (BINGO)

There was a fascist once in charge

And Tiny Hands was his name-oh

Fascism, Fascism (Matchmaker, Matchmaker)

Fascism, Fascism, violate the Hatch

Tweet me a lie, make me a batch

Fascism, Fascism, read the attached

And grab me the perfect snatch

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